Dear NBN
Dear NBN,I thank you for wasting our tax dollars in writing to me, unfortunately, your team is full of shit. My measly home FTTN service is not under performing, in fact, it has very good and stable uptime, with more than suitable speeds for our needs, it's incredibly rare it drops
out despite my 900 odd metre cable run from the Node, usually it was because Energex failed us, and well, UPS batteries don't last forever, not even LFP, and I respect my neighbours enough to not start the generator at 10PM. The service has long performed perfectly, it has an average utilisation of around 30%, and only three occasions in the past 28 days has utilisation peaked at 90%, but, for no more than a total sum of four minutes.
Since "your team" is clearly incompetent by seeing a problem that does not exist, I'll give you some free business advice, you are best saving the money you would ordinarily spend on your postal spam, to hire a team who knows what the fuck they are doing. I can assure you, I have far more monitoring of my connection then you would have.
Of course I understand this is in reality likely some bean counting marketing wanker's bullshit in a piss-poor attempt at trying to scam me to move to FTTP where I will only be capable of needlessly purchasing a higher tier that is of no interest to me, and subsequently succumb to your cabal pricing because all you care about is your bank balance, not my internet experience, which again, is perfectly fine, therefore, I feel I must decline your offer.
Since "your team" is clearly incompetent by seeing a problem that does not exist, I'll give you some free business advice, you are best saving the money you would ordinarily spend on your postal spam, to hire a team who knows what the fuck they are doing. I can assure you, I have far more monitoring of my connection then you would have.
Of course I understand this is in reality likely some bean counting marketing wanker's bullshit in a piss-poor attempt at trying to scam me to move to FTTP where I will only be capable of needlessly purchasing a higher tier that is of no interest to me, and subsequently succumb to your cabal pricing because all you care about is your bank balance, not my internet experience, which again, is perfectly fine, therefore, I feel I must decline your offer.
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